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Joke of the Day
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do? Stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."
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"If a woman says, ""all men think with their dicks"" Well... then blow my mind."
"HER: I'm leaving you ME: But why? HER: There's just no chemistry between us anymore CHEMISTRY: Wow, I'm like right here"
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"I accidentally swallowed some scrabble pieces. My next shit could spell disaster."
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