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Joke of the Day

"Who was the largest knight at the Round Table? Sir Cumference. Why was he so fat? He ate too much pie."

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"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"Is trying to sell a useless set of feelings."
"[spelling bee] ""your word is... death"" can you use it in a sentence? ""in most states, yes"""
"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."
"I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler... But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact."
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