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Joke of the Day
"I'm torn about whether masturbation is good or not On one hand it feels really good"
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"WAITER:What would you like? ME:What would YOU like? W:Excuse me? M:No one ever asks you, do they? W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you."
"Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts"
"Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi"
"How many non-binary gender-fluent people does it take to change an LED lightbulb? DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY LIGHTBULB?"
"A gay man introduced himself to me at the bar the other day. He said, ""my name is Richard. But I prefer Dick."""
"Why should you never tell jokes on the ice? The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker."
"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."
"What Do You Call Giving a Dutch Guy a Gun? Armin Van Buren."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? I doesn't matter, it won't come when you call it."