199712
Joke of the Day
"How did Trump win? He Trumped the opposition. It was Hillaryious"
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"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."
"Too fat for the girl next door At least according to her Korean father. I guess I can't have my cake and Edith Tu."
"First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes her skin had the glow of a peach her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me."
"What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like? Depends."
"TV is the best girlfriend Because, no matter what happens, I can always turn it on."
"Reward: Lost Dog What kind of a reward is a lost dog?"
"My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done."
"Here is an easy way to tell a Chinese girl from a Japanese girl The Japanese girl has pixels."
"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""