199712
Joke of the Day
"How did Trump win? He Trumped the opposition. It was Hillaryious"
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"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
"One time I got so nervous when a guy took off his pants in front of me I said ""friggity diggity"" please do not rt"
"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"
"Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault."
"What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee? Have you ever blown a Transformer?"
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."