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Joke of the Day

"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""

"Did you hear the one about the Chinese Godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"Why are autistic people like black people? They all look the same."

"Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission? It was a Riposte."

"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"

"I feel bad every time I lie to Waze and say I'm the passenger when I'm really driving."

"All human females should be exterminated at menopause to reduce bitchiness? amiright?"

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"

"Why did the horny furry get arrested? Because he was a sexual predator."

"What does a buisness man wear to the beach A wet suit What am i doing with my life..."