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Joke of the Day
"What is the hardeast part about eating vegetables? Their wheelchairs"
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"A man said to me, ""Man, I was so wasted last night I went home and blew chunks!"" I said, ""most people are sick after drinking too much."" ""No, you don't understand."" he replied. ""Chunks is my pitbull."""
"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
"If you didn't have a Lexus waiting under the tree for your lady, you're a piece of shit who doesn't know what love is."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hockey Barbie ...comes with hockey stick and missing teeth"
"What STD is found most commonly among lesbians? Carpet burn"
"What's the Cuban national anthem? ""Row, Row, Row Your Boat..."""
"I used to make a living crushing cans. It was soda pressing."
"Me at age 5 ""I wish I had a $1"" Me at age 10 ""I wish I had $100"" Me at age 17 ""I wish I had $1,000,000"" Me at age 26 ""I wish I had $1"""
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? [NSFW] The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Didn't make this up, credit goes to the morning show I was listening to this morning."