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Joke of the Day

"I went in to a pet shop. I said, ""Can I buy a goldfish?"" The guy said, ""Do you want an aquarium?"" I said, ""I don't care what star sign it is."""

"joke about mods [deleted]"

"You know what is going on in Ukraine? Donetsk, don't tell."

"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."

"What's the NSA's favourite game? I spy."

"My 4 year old niece's unintentional dirty joke. Why did the fan blow itself? Because it was turned on!"

"I was trying to recall what size shirt to get my friend the psychic, then I remembered.....medium, of course."

"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."

"I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback."

"You can't fix stupid, but you can buy it a drink and tell it you're in Maroon 5"