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Joke of the Day

"What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee? Have you ever blown a Transformer?"

"Vegans who drink water disgust me. That's a Fish's house you filthy Savage."

"Don't move to Mars because of president-elect Trump. Last I checked, it was a red state."

"Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians? At the Klondike Bar."

"Small cars are the best ones Only Smart people will get this"

"Tonight I'm having a party for people who struggle to reach an orgasm just lemme know if you can't come"

"On a first date: Her - So what do you do? Me - I am currently working on eliminating all cancers. Her - Wow, that's impressive! Me - Then I'll move onto Capricons."

"dude told me he did a line with Emma Watson but I know he was lying - she's British, they call them ""queues"""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed the headphone jack with lightning"

"What do you call a comedian who couldn't make it? Pun intended."