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Joke of the Day
"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
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"When people ask ""what do you do"" I try to seem normal by saying things like ""Walk with my feet. Use water. See things that are there."""
"Welcome to the homonym restaurant, where all the food sounds good, but it isn't."
"My girlfriend is a porn star.. she is going to be *so* pissed when she finds out."
"He died doing what he loved: telling me I'm overreacting."
"Joke What did the one Angel say to the other? ""Halo"""
"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."
"LPT: If you're single this weekend, remember... Name your hands and you'll have an instant threesome! Happy Valentine's day!"
"Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives."
"melancholy is my favorite feeling that also sounds like a delicious dog"