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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!"
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"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."
"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""
"If I've learned anything in life, it's that not enough people are at a loss for words."
"*petting a dog* So how long have you been blind, officer? *gets arrested*"
"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."
"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."
"My dick is so big that a JPEG picture of it cannot be stored in a FAT formatted drive."