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Joke of the Day

"First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat! Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people. First cannibal: Yes but they're all very unsavory."

"The most adventurous I get is visiting Amazon on my Safari."

"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."

"Funny how old trash yards always have so much razor wire on the fence If I want that trash bad enough no amount of razors will stop me"

"How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded? A little Down."

"Me: Alexa, are you listening even when I don't say 'Alexa'? Alexa: No, I only listen when you say 'Alexa'. M: Thanks A: Welcome M: Hey!"

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !"

"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims."