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Joke of the Day
"You know what really grinds my gears? Poor shifting technique."
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"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"Love is a can of soda. Open it up too fast & it explodes all over you. Take too long, it goes flat. But no matter what you should recycle."
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
"Why did Helen Keller fail her road test? Because she was a woman"
"Her : You hang up first. nnMe : *click*"
"Society is so PC nowadays, you can't even say ""Ho ho ho"" You have to say ""Jessica, Patricia, and Michaela"""
"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"
"Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus."