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Joke of the Day
"My dick is so big that a JPEG picture of it cannot be stored in a FAT formatted drive."
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"Damn you autocorrect for making me look like an idiom. Always trying to make a tool out of me."
"I know this is only our second date, but can I use your bathroom real quick? Her: Of course... *walks out 26 minutes later* Thanks."
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"""It's pronounced poor-shah, not por-shh."" ""Ok, got it doo-shah."""
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"The neighbor's cat brought me a dead lizard while I was outside having a snack on the patio, so it's now some weird interspecies potluck."