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Joke of the Day

"A rabbi and a priest are walking down the street. They see a young boy bending over and the priest says ""let's screw him!"" And the rabbi says ""outta what?"""

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"What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital? ""Oy vey!"""
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"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."
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"There's an Irishman, a Jew, and a homosexual standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."