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Joke of the Day
"I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils."
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"Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road? None of your f**king business."
"What is the national front's favorite curry?"
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"This vodka tastes strange, kinda like I'm not going to work tomorrow."
"[at the gun store] Me: I'll take that gun & a box of ammo Clerk: that'll be $250 Me [with a gun & a box of ammo]: no"
"My daughter forgot to bring her lunch to school today. It was delicious."
"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"