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Joke of the Day

"Why is the white girl so odd? Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me."

"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"

"She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing food at her."

"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"

"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."

"What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes."

"Did you know there are bees that produce milk? Yeah, they are called boo bees."

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."