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Joke of the Day

"What is simultaneously the best and worst thing one can hear at the dentist? These are the best looking teeth I've ever come across"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."

"I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month."

"What did Reddit say about the post that had no comments? Wow, such empty"

"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""

"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."

"Judge: For the crimes you have committed you will go to prison for 10 years Me: That's a long sentence! Judge: Ok - ""you get 10 years"""

"STRANGER: she has a book. cute and smart ME: [taking a bite of the small layer cake i made to look like a book] STRANGER: a stunning genius"

"How do you keep redditors in suspense? I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow"

"I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do for love for you."