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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."
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"CW: Can I ask you something? Me: Don't talk to me until I've had coffee. CW: But you don't drink coffee. Me: *smiles and continues to work"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."
"Damn girl are you the meta? 'Cause I really didn't need this cumback."
"My dick is like a chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder it gets."
"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"
"if you can't handle me at my worst, you're probably that gutless Outback Steakhouse shift manager who called the cops on me last night"
"I have a fear of speed bumps... But I'm slowly getting over it."
"How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter? Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."
"What do you call an uncertain insect today? A May bee."