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Joke of the Day
"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."
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"Blood moon, shooting stars....I gotta move to a safer galaxy"
"*throws king crab into tank of normal crabs* Go, lead them to freedom, this is your birthright"
"What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp? A reptile-dysfunction."
"I still remember what my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket... ""How far do you reckon I can kick this bucket?"""
"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"
"Has anyone seen the movie Constipated? No? Thats because it never came out..."
"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke."
"Saw a boat with a sign that read ""For Sale"" so I added the missing ""-ing""........................ Idiots."