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Joke of the Day
"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."
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"Something is good and/or bad and makes me happy and/or angry. Please copy and paste this as your status update if you agree and/or disagree."
"What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree? ""I freed the what?"""
"How did the pepper end up getting killed? A salt with deadly weapon"
"My neighbour was rushed to hospital today after a wasp landed on his face. It didn't sting him, luckily I got it first with my shovel."
"Call me when you have $50,000 and you'll get your little girl back. Call in the next five minutes and I'll throw in a second kid as a gift."
"The only reason I eat corn... Is so I can see it come out the next day"
"What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle? A Moosical"
"What do you call a snake who works in the government? A civil serpent."
"My car is probably the most expensive bird toilet I own."