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Joke of the Day

"People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss."

"K/D/A Stood for Kill, Death, Assist?! I thought it was short for Krillin's Dead Again!"

"If you drop your cellphone in water put it in a bowl of rice... It will attract an Asian who will fix it for you. (just heard from buddy of mine)"

"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."

"Seagull joke Q: What do you call a seagull that knows martial arts? A: Steven Seagull"

"How do you ship 100 jews across the country? Put them in a semite-truck."

"To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present, they are due back at the library today."

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium."

"What is Apple's favorite song? ""Hit the Road Jack"""

"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."