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Joke of the Day

"What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes."

"Concentration Camps (x-post from /r/Poems) Guess Who? It's a Jew Concentration camps for You! Boo Hoo! It's a Haiku F*** You. Edit: I know it's not a haiku."

"I'm not saying I've gained weight, I'm just saying I don't think my belt buckle should be facing the ground..."

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"Why do Pedophiles love Pianos? Because they can touch A Minor"

"What does a girl from Alabama say after having sex? Get off me Dad! You're crushing my smokes!"

"Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7."

"Me: Hurry up kid. We're gonna be late for school 6 y/o daughter: *begins eating each Lucky Charms marshmallow individually*"

"How does an engineer screw a light-bulb? He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."