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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference from a guy's chromosome and a girl's chromosome? You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home."

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"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"
"Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his."
"Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!"
"What's the best thing about being named Richard? Every picture of me is a Dick pic. Which is to say my own mother hangs Dick pics on her walls."
"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A luna-tick."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"
"My retirement plan is pretty much dependent on the Mayans being right."
"""Whenever one door closes, another opens."" ""Wow, you must be very optimistic about life."" ""No, I live in a haunted house."""