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"""Is Pepsi OK?"" - World's worst drug dealer"
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"Tickling my girlfriend and having sex with my girlfriend are kind of the same thing. She is always laughing at me and telling me to stop"
"What's Hitler's favourite VW? A Golf"
"""It's been a business doing pleasure with you."" - Prostitutes"
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"Why are mods the worst? [Removed]"
"Wife: [looking out of window] Go and talk to our son. He's outside looking forlorn. Me: [goes outside] *points to grass* it's there u prick"
"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."
"I experienced a rape when I was 5... The babysitter never saw it coming."
"Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf."