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Joke of the Day

"After watching how stressful it was for Clark Kent's dad, I don't know if I could adopt a kid from a blown-up planet."

"Why are Jedi terrible at Rugby? Because ""There is no Try."""

"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""

"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"

"What if that light at the end of the tunnel you see when you die is just you being born from another vagina?"

"[Serious] Tell me an offensive joke..."

"There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do."

"What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."

"One man's Facebook crush is probably another man's nagging wife or girlfriend."

"gonna start my first youtube channel and post my first youtube video and the first thing i will say is ""hi sorry i haven't posted in awhile"""