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Joke of the Day

"How do you know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean."

"Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other ""can you smell fish?""."

"Why can't horses vote? 'Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave..."

"Why was the programmer sexist? Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing"

"What do you call a drug-addicted canine? A meth lab!"

"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."

"My neighbors loved the music so much when I turned it up, that they invited the police to listen. :)"

"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."

"Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. How crazy is it that we're about to FLY. I still can't get over it. Wow. How does that even work."

"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"