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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drug-addicted canine? A meth lab!"

"Google needs a ""you really don't want to know"" search answer."

"What do you call a German thief? A Hamburglar."

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."

"The best jokes are the ones that have to be explained. Get it? Because that's the opposite of the truth, I was using sarcasm."

"What does an Arab say after losing his virginity? Good goat!"

"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet... But I can only walk so fast."

"Sorry about the concussion Steve but it wouldn't be called a ""trust fall"" if it worked every time."

"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."