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Joke of the Day
"What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo^oooowwww^wwww^www"
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"Yo mama, so fat.... that when she walked outside to get the mail, it measured on the Richter Scale."
"What do you call a TV award an Italian mobster cheated to win? Rigatoni"
"ME: can u pick me up in ur claws DRAGON: go AWAY dammit ME: can u just put me in ur mouth plsI wanna look out from ur teeth like im in jail"
"I always bring in a dozen donuts to work the first day after the New Year, just for my coworkers on a diet."
"I thought about starting a support group for pessimists... ...but why bother, it's not like it'd make any difference anyway..."
"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"
"Can you open your mouth without showing your teeth? You're hired."
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."
"How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online? He types, ""HALOL"""