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Joke of the Day

"What does a Boston terrier sound like? Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy shit."

"My standards are as high as my pull up bar which is on the ground, in my basement."

"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"

"Swine Flu is back? Just when you think something is gone forever it comes back and makes people sick.. Just like Dennis Rodman"

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him. How do you catch a tame unique rabbit? Tame thing.... You unique up on him too."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"My mom just told me she's been watching that ""Game of Thongs"" show. Gawd I hope she's just saying it wrong."

"Did you know that the average prom... Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion."

"Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball"