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Joke of the Day

"What does a Boston terrier sound like? Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk."

"What would you call a 90 year old hooker? Ho-spice"

"Dear Short guy at the gym who's really fucking jacked. I don't think your goal should be to grow wider, little buddy..."

"I like my coffee like I like my women, black and from the gas station up the street."

"I was once addicted to time travel But that's all in the past now"

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter came out of the Chamber alive."

"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."

"Carrots are good for your eyes but they hurt when I put them in."

"A kid asks if they had colors in the 1930s. Yeah, but you didn't see them all the way in the back of the bus."

"I've got 0 problems... and math is one of them."