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Joke of the Day

"Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other ""can you smell fish?""."

"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."

"There is only one type of cake I don't like Stomach ache"

"She: We are having my mother For dinner tonight? Me: But darling i'm a vegetarian. . how can i eat her?"

"Master yoda are we on the right path... ...off course,we are"

"Woke up last night and the ghost of Gloria Gaynor was standing over my bed. At first I was afraid, i was petrified."

"Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper."

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"If there were such a thing as beavers that were small and live in people's circulatory systems, what would be their religion? Embolism."

"I was raped by a group of mimes They did unspeakable things to me."