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Joke of the Day
"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."
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"What's the difference between Finebros and Humiliation pornstars? Humiliation pornstars get the money they want."
"Did you hear that the Apple CEO announced he was gay? The next day the Samsung CEO also announced he was gay and waterproof."
"Two Condoms are walking past a gay bar... ... one turns to the other and says, ""Wanna go get shit faced?"""
"Facebook memories are a great way to see how fat you've gotten."
"You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees"
"Me: I don't know how to dance to this kind of music Beer: yes you do"
"Know any good jokes about running? I need a muse for an art project I'm doing. Also who doesn't love terrible jokes/puns. Looking for things like refrigerator/nose running, but other objects."
"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"
"I went to the School of Engineering formal this weekend. Walked up to a girl... ""Are you a civil engineer... cause DAM GIRL!"" she went home with me..."