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Joke of the Day

"Why was the programmer sexist? Because he treats women like objects. EDIT: phrasing"

"There sure are alot of the_Donald posts on the front page It sure makes me glad that 14 year olds can't vote."

"A french pastry was stalking me this morning I felt really creped out"

"How many terrorist jokes are there out there? You'll have to c-4 yourself."

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."

"The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1pm and 2014."

"Hey, parents of an only child considering having one more, know that I just split an M&M in half. An M&M. In half."

"Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house? Because he is an ex-Terminator."

"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."