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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."
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"My wife recently broke up with me because I'm a compulsive gambler. All I can think about is how to win her back."
"I'm opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach."
"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $60 to have a chickpea in my face."
"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("
"What's black and white and red all over? A nun falling down the stairs."
"""THEN HE GOES BACK IN TIME AND THE DOGGIE IS SAD AND ICE CREAM."" --My 3 year-old, telling a more coherent story than LOST."
"Sarah Palin isn't racist. Some of her white friends' best white friends have white friends who vaguely know someone who is black."
"I tried to take a dump on an airplane. TSA was none too please when they had to clean out the tray"