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Joke of the Day

"Why do pirates like birthday parties? Doubloons."

"You know how I know it's lunch time? Reddit is slow as fuck"

"Waking up in the middle of the night to a 4.0 earthquake is kinda awesome until you realize it was not an earthquake & what's that smell?"

"I hope the Orioles keep up their winning streak, Baltimore has been on fire lately."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino (Hell-if-I-know)"

"I just want to wear futuristic clothes & run up to people, ask them what year it is and the date and run away screaming ""There's still time"""

"The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground"

"Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke? Apparently, not here"

"A few weeks ago my dad decided he was going to order pizza from his iPad. He's almost finished."

"What's your best Pirate Joke? What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!"