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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does a factory worker listen to? Industrial Metal"
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"Who's this Rorschach guy... And why does he paint so many penises?"
"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"
"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"
"""What do we want?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"" ""When do we want them?"" ""HEARING AIDS!"""
"How to 2 Mexicans settle a argument By going Juan on Juan"
"Grandma complained that no one ever calls, so I put a ""How's My Driving?"" bumper sticker on her car...The phone pretty much rings off the hook now."
"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"
"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"
"Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive."