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Joke of the Day

"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"

"What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy? Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?"

"Whats the difference between a hispanic and a book. The book has papers."

"If you get behind in your reading check you're not sitting on your book."

"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""

"John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent. His mother came in and said 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?' 'No' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'"

"I'm the most bashful person in the world, until you get me on the dance floor. Then I become the most bashful newborn giraffe in the world."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"A nerdy pastry chef walks up to the girl he likes and says 'your beauty is infinite. . . . . . . just like Pi.'"

"I guess knocking on random dressing room doors in a department store and asking ""hey, can I see how you look?"" is frowned upon."