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Joke of the Day

"What's a bounty hunter's favorite cheese? Fetta"

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"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"The surprise in the Cracker Jacks box is Diabetes."
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"Did you hear that Trump is getting penis enlargement surgery? It's gonna be yuge."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make your little girl cry! But if she's gonna have those ears, she's gonna need a sense of humor."
"""i'd do anthony for you"" - worst autocorrect fail by me"