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Joke of the Day
"Why are magnets so arousing? They're very attractive."
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"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
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"Two months ago my best friend took off with my wife. And god damnit, I miss him."
"I FREAKING SWEAR!! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME WHAT AN EASY-GOING, PATIENT, AND CHILL PERSON I AM, I'M GONNA LOSE IT!!!!"
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."