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Joke of the Day

"Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children"

"My wife wants me to get my coffee at home to save money. If she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home."

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"if you receive a mason jar at no cost.... does that make it a freemason jar?"

"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"

"Why don't Leave voters go to the cinema? Because they're unable to see the big picture."

"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."

"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."