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Joke of the Day

"How to 2 Mexicans settle a argument By going Juan on Juan"

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat a good egg"

"Private Manning will never get away with it! Corporal Klinger didn't"

"Really not liking this new Reddit app update. I'm going to be sharing it all day."

"Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is don't you? A: They get elected."

"Do brothels do tight arse Tuesday? And is it cheaper or more expensive?"

"Only when a mosquito lands on your balls do you realize That violence is not always the option"