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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"My Calculator is missing the minus button. But on the plus side.....it still works"

"Why do black men only have nightmares? Because the last black man to have a dream got shot."

"What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one then!"

"What do you call a family of redheads? Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: ""Ginger-bred"" instead."

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"

"Hitler wasn't that bad. C'mon, he killed Hitler."

"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."