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"Trump wins the election"
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"Please listen closely... Attention: Tonight I will attempt to travel back in time and change history. You'll know I've succeeded if Germany loses WWII and Wednesday comes *after* Tuesday."
"There's only one problem with reading articles about space based technology It all goes waaaay over my head."
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."
"Went to the corner store I bought 4 corners"
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"""Oh, are you driving?"" -Good question to ask someone as they force you into their trunk"
"What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semi-automatic guns? Militia Etheridge."
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"I named my penis ""Che Guevara""... ... because he strikes fast and retracts even faster. ^^^Also ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^funny ^^^beard."