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Joke of the Day
"Trump wins the election"
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"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."
"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."
"Does anyone know where Engagement, Ohio is? About halfway between Dayton and Marion"
"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."
"Fishermen are reel men."
"If I ever have a baby, I hope it's a puppy."
"A group of deer... .. go to a party. The next day, one deer says to the other ""Wow, that was a pretty crazy party."" the other deer replies, ""You're telling me. I blew 50 bucks!"""
"My doctor said i shouldn't just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can't drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day."