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Joke of the Day
"If I ever have a baby, I hope it's a puppy."
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"Last night I masturbated over my ex-girlfriend. I know it's not right, but she's a heavy sleeper and I still have a key."
"What's Chris Martin's favorite drink? Apple Martini"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !"
"(bad joke) What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower? A toe-mat-o."
"Did you hear the one about the Seahawk who wouldn't stop talking? He kept beating a dead horse."
"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."
"Asking ""Why aren't you married yet"" is like asking ""Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?"" B/c it's painful and not required"
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"
"I'm very serious about my cereal. I'm all about that Life."