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Joke of the Day

"If you are older than 17 and have mad love for Justin Bieber ,you are the reason whales are the most intelligent species."

"Have you ever walked into a room and forgot what you went in for? I done it the other day, I walked in and completely forgot why - my mind went blank. 3 seconds later I shat myself."

"My rich uncle just passed away so I recently came into some money But now the bills are all stuck together"

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."

"Why did the funny kid in class have no friends? The rest of the students were scared of class clowns..."

"Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes the reason is you are stupid and make bad descisions..."

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"

"How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted? Close... but no cigar."

"Knock knock Come in Sorry "

"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."