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Joke of the Day

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."

"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"

"What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone, a bitch will sleep with anyone but you."

"What do Trump and Sanders have in common? They both have an equal chance of winning the Democratic nomination."

"It's not fair for people to keep comparing Trump to Hitler. Hitler was a decorated war hero and qualified leader."

"Got in our old Mark 1 Golf today... ... My dad grabs shifts into reverse and says....""Aah, this takes me back"""

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow..."

"What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination? Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee"