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Joke of the Day
"Fishermen are reel men."
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"A woman walks into a library and says to the bloke behind the counter, ""Have you got any books on the female clitoris?"" The bloke says, ""Yes we have madame, but I don't know where they are."""
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"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
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