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Joke of the Day

"Fishermen are reel men."

"If I can see your boner I'm going to acknowledge it with a subtle head nod. Respect."

"It's six. Six raccoons. Six raccoons is the amount of raccoons that will make me turn around and walk down a different street. Six."

"Why is Jesus so sexually frustrated? he is not coming till judgement day. so sorry am i going to hell for this?"

"What do Latin American people call an American sex tourist who comes to fuck cheap gay prostitutes their country? A maricon"

"I'm writing a book called 'Stop Overreacting.' But maybe I'm overreacting."

"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"

"What is worse than the earthquake in Italy? The Holocaust."

"Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve."

"Whoever thought up the spelling of the word ""queue"" is stueuepid."