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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."
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"Uber driver just asked me ""how much would you pay to go swimming in the sky?"" I wish I hadn't seen how dilated his pupils were. Also, $975."
"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""
"What do you call alternative medicine that works? Medicine."
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."
"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."
"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."
"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"