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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."
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"Why did the chicken double-cross the road? To change sides."
"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!"
"Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate"
"Yesterday I told this joke about a worm being eaten early in the morning The birds loved it."
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His condom fitted like a glove."
"What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes..."
"*goku flies into the sunset* not knowing how the sun and earth really work he says ""WHAT THE HELL WHERE'S THAT SUNSET BEEN FLYING FOR DAYS"""
"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."