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Joke of the Day
"How do you practice eating out a black woman? Steel wool and mayonnaise"
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"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"
"Lame joke: ""What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?"" Frostbite."
"""If you love something, set it free..."" Unless it's a man... Cause he'll get lost... And you know he won't ask for directions..."
"I have a joke about time travel But you got it the first time. (Best told two or three days after making the recently posted ""I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."")"
"In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"I had to unplug my mom's life support today. She always told me to finish my vegetables."
"Women order the fuck out of coffee. ""Give me a chocolate mocha latte with 3 sugars, 2 Splendas, 4 elf pubes and 2 grams of pixie dust."""
"My ex sent me a text saying ""please delete my number..."" I sent one back saying ""who's this?"""