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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
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"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."
"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"
"What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter? Isisicles"
"When a coworker says ""This is all Greek to me"", I always assume they want me to punch them right in their throatopolis."
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"They say there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow But all I found was a drunk midget with loose change."
"There is a fine line between public and pubic"
"*Relationship status* Me: I'm heading off now. Wife: Yayyy."
"Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them."