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Joke of the Day
"Women having sex with me ...HA"
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"I used to steal funny jokes I still do, but I used to, too."
"Give a retarded man a fish... And he'll plant it and try to grow a fish tree."
"What do you call someone who failed rehab? Back on crack"
"You're all great. Or suck. Actually I'm going to need you to sort yourselves into two orderly rows."
"Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS."
"What do you call a gay loaf of bread? A faguette ^^^^I ^^^^just ^^^^made ^^^^this ^^^^up ^^^^and ^^^^I'm ^^^^so ^^^^proud"
"Me:""The store didn't have any bread so I brought flour"" Wife:""If they didn't have butter would you buy a cow"" *sound of hooves in kitchen*"
"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"
"[slides briefcase of money across the counter] ""two big macs please"" [opens briefcase to reveal $7]"