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Joke of the Day
"Why did the seamen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."
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"As he inserted the rectal thermometer, I got a painfully hard and obvious erection. ""Maybe you should wait outside while I examine your dog,"" said the vet."
"Scottage Cheese"
"A Welshman is talking to his girlfriend... when she asks, ""How many sexual partners did you have before me?"" ""I don't know."" replies the Welshman. ""Everytime I try and count them I fall asleep."""
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"
"What do you call somebody who is content being average sized? A happy medium."
"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."
"How do farmers party? They *turnip* the *beets*. :/"
"The best part of being lactose intolerant is the cure for constipation is cheese."